Magpie's Shiny Things

My mum has cancer.
It’s not scary horrific she’s gonna die type cancer, but it’s cancer. And it scares me. She looks the same as normal, she says she doesn’t feel sick or anything, but she’s got cancer all the same.(Lindsay cancer – it’s kinda awesome that it’s got a proper name lol, like the only [...]

evil evil mornings.
i was working at 3.30 this morning, after getting home at 10.30pm last night, so hadn’t had much sleep, i only realised today that in the morning everything offends my senses. Early in the morning everything smells. and when you’re in a taxi and people walk in or climb in, whatever, and smell [...]

I can’t sleep. I ‘m really bad at sleeping.
I don’t really know what it is about tonight but I’m restless I suppose, I lie down and all of a sudden I can’t stop thinking about silly, inconsequential little things.
I think about strange things at night time, things I don’t really know if anyone else ever [...]

So, last night, well, actually let’s start at the beginning, this here is a tale of broken noses, portuguese mafia, dancing, bumming gay men, roses and perverts. So either enjoy the sordid details or go read the bible ^^,
As I was saying….yesterday when I was working oh-so-hard, and not oogling a group of hot guys [...]

So..apparently i get really into writing my blog for a while and then completely forget about it…oops
trying to think that’s happened this month! Ummm….works been good, hired a girl i used to work with and she’s awesome!! i love her =]
Finally starting to get Disneyland booked, which is awesome! Got my hair cut, i’ve got [...]

Yesterday was awesome.
It was gorgeous n sunny, and one of my friends got a job at my work, we were super super busy n then all of a sudden it just died.
So i took the chairs outside and started scrubbing them with an upholstery brush – any excuse to be outside in the sunshine!!! =] [...]

i miss you.
not that i had a chance to know you, but i miss what i dream you are.
i spend hours thinking about how you’d have your dads gorgeous pale blue eyes. about that silly baby smile that you’d make, about being able to lie in bed beside you knowing that you’re the single most [...]

So there were girls on my bus home today.
Talking about how discreet their vaginas were. I don’t get it. How can it be discreet?!
When i walk down the street does my kooch actually shout to other people “DUUUDE you’ll never guess what was in me last night!!”. Seriously?!
Admittedly though….if my kooch could talk, it’d be [...]

5 days til KISS!!!!!!!
FIVE DAYS!!!!!
I’ve been feeling so crappy recently, my heads been a total mess, and today i totally just kinda snapped out of it, FIVE DAYS TIL KISS!!!!
I’m soooo excited!!!
Blackjesus doesn’t seem too bothered, which is kinda bugging me lols. But then, it’s gonna mean him meeting up with my stepdad n a [...]

Been wearing my glasses like a good girl lol, hate the freakin things!
Everything is back to normal at work now, yay! And I’ve manager to finally get my pay sorted out, so next time i get paid i’m gonna get heaps of back pay too WOOOOOP!
And, I got paid last Sunday instead of [...]